I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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