i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
