If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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