I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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