Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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