fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
