How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
