Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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