I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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