Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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