just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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