what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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