Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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