You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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