But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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