I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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