it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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