Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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