i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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