Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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