I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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