brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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