OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
