before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I see more hoeing in ur future
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