What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I love how my cats smell like pot.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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