Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
