She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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