I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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