Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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