Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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