I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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