Banned from zoo.
Again?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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