Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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