Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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