okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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