you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I will be naked everywhere
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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