how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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