Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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