let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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