This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
