This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Text me some of your sweat
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
