You work out of a Hotel?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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