dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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