Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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