What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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