I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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