Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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