We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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