walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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