READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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