guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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